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Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
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someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
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grav3yardgirl:

gpoy

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code for orlando bloom

code for orlando bloom

(Source: chicochopsticks)

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Posted on May 21, 2013 at 4AM permalink

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

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chad u ok

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chad

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chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

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qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

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sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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Posted on May 21, 2013 at 4AM
how to prepare for exams: cry
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22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

u lose faith in humanity until freebies  from randoms

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

u lose faith in humanity until freebies  from randoms

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a spark of my dick can starts a fire of love

a spark of my dick can starts a fire of love

(Source: MODDDY)

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